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Before The Bell: Sacrifice 2014

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World Heavyweight Championship: Eric Young vs. Magnus

Tag Team Match: Willow and Kurt Angle vs. Ethan Carter and Spud

Tables Match: Bobby Roode vs Bully Ray

I-Quit Match: James Storm vs Gunner

Knockouts Championship: Angelina Love vs Madison Rayne

X Division Championship (Match 3): Sanada vs. Tigre Uno

Committed Match: Mr. Anderson vs. Samuel Shaw

Tag Team Championship (Handicap Match): The BroMans vs. The Wolves

 

[Aiii]

I figured I mighht give the TNA PPV a try for fun.

But nope.

I can't, I just can't.

 

[Data West]

Magnus vs Eric Young in battle of the hairline.

 

[Serpentine]

No OT thread?

 

[DMczaf]

Why are they showing a replay of Triple H vs Daniel Bryan?

 

[Man God]

The bar I used to go to for TNA ppvs on a lark finally stopped ordering them after Lockdown.

 

[Vylash]

I figured I mighht give the TNA PPV a try for fun.

But nope.

I can't, I just can't.

I hate myself so much that I have to watch, at least for Sam Shaw vs Anderson

 

[Rhaknar]

is that Jeff Hardy with a voodoo mask gimick in TNA? Im serious, I have no idea, but those arm band things look like what he uses lol

 

[British Monsoon]

Sanada/Tigre Uno and Rooooo/Bully Ray should be good, everything else...eh.

 

[serenewarfare]

The fact that the Tag Title match is 3 vs. 2 is laughable. Heels keep cheating so what do we do? Just give them a man advantage and hope it goes well.

 

[Serpentine]

is that Jeff Hardy with a voodoo mask gimick in TNA? Im serious, I have no idea, but those arm band things look like what he uses lol

Yup, that's his alter ego WILLOW

 

[Carnby]

Cloud you say? So Cornette is Major Nelson and Heyman is Cerny, amirite Sunny?

God... Nelson is incredibly irrelevant. I'd never say that on gaming side for obvious reasons.

 

[Rhaknar]

Yup, that's his alter ego WILLOW

oh he's Willow? lol. oes he wrestle with the mask on?

 

[DMczaf]

 

[Serpentine]

Maybe they'll give Sanada and Tigre Uno time. Maybe Tigre Uno is actually not as mediocre as I think he is

oh he's Willow? lol. oes he wrestle with the mask on?

Yeah. He's cutting faux-Bray Wyatt promos too

 

[bean breath]

No OT thread?

I dislike the tone of wrestling discussion in the Off-Topic forum.

 

[Vylash]

The fact that the Tag Title match is 3 vs. 2 is laughable. Heels keep cheating so what do we do? Just give them a man advantage and hope it goes well.

If only there was some babyface authority figure that could ban Zema from ringside...oh well

 

[Rhaknar]

Yeah. He's cutting faux-Bray Wyatt promos too

oh shit, any video? are TNA really just ripping off WWE gimmicks now?

 

[Laserfrog]

I dislike the tone of wrestling discussion in the Off-Topic forum.

"People still watch wrestling? It didn't cease to exist after I stopped watching it?"

 

[Aiii]

oh shit, any video? are TNA really just ripping off WWE gimmicks now?

Russo is booking their stuff, so yeah, they are.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I figured I mighht give the TNA PPV a try for fun.

But nope.

I can't, I just can't.

There's no fun. There's no good. Nothing but pain and lost money and time that can never return.

You've made the right choice Aiii, I'm proud of you.

Don't board a sinking ship just because the captain's kind enough to wave.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

oh shit, any video? are TNA really just ripping off WWE gimmicks now?

Their World champ came from nowhere, is bearded, won two matches in the same night (both with an injury), and won the belt in the final match of the night. On free TV.

So yes, only doing it stupider in every sense of the word.

 

[Vylash]

oh shit, any video? are TNA really just ripping off WWE gimmicks now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BasP6plMlZU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-Obd4GNeXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rrotXAJwHE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPlqbaMksT8

 

[slightconfuse]

 

[DMczaf]

Their World champ came from nowhere, is bearded, won two matches in the same night (both with an injury), and won the belt in the final match of the night. On free TV.

This Eric Young promo video killed me dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgLvcaMruG0

YOU DESERVE IT! clapclap clapclapclap YOU DESERVE IT!

 

[Triple Da G.O.D!]

Sacrifice is tonight. I'll have to tune in to that.

I got EY, Bully Ray, The Wolves, Angelina Love, Sanada, Anderson, Angle/Hardy, & Storm.

 

[Data West]

You sure you don't want to make an OT? Certain other communities think every single event of theirs needs an OT.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

This Eric Young promo video killed me dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgLvcaMruG0

YOU DESERVE IT! clapclap clapclapclap YOU DESERVE IT!

WE JUST STOLE THIS clapclap clapclapclap WE JUST STOLE THIS

 

[Aiii]

You sure you don't want to make an OT? Certain other communities think every single event of theirs needs an OT.

That is why we are better than other communities.

 

[DMczaf]

 

[British Monsoon]

I think the next $5 Wrestling iPPV needs an OT. I'm curious to see what GAF at large makes of Freight Train and co.

 

[Aiii]

You know, I would be really happy for Eric Young if he had won a title that meant something and not just the TNA belt. The crowd chanting you deserve it makes it super ironic because it feels like they are both taunting him for deserving a crappy title and meanwhile taunting the company by emulating the crowd chant for Daniel Bryan.

Poor Eric Young, he deserves more.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

I missed the last $5 wrasslin' but was there 25 stunner variations in that show? I remember the previous one Cabana mentioning maybe wanting to ban them.

 

[slightconfuse]

You know, I would be really happy for Eric Young if he had won a title that meant something and not just the TNA belt. The crowd chanting you deserve it makes it super ironic because it feels like they are both taunting him for deserving a crappy title and meanwhile taunting the company by emulating the crowd chant for Daniel Bryan.

Poor Eric Young, he deserves more.

Or you know have a build that is longer than an hour

 

[DMczaf]

I missed the last $5 wrasslin' but was there 25 stunner variations in that show? I remember the previous one Cabana mentioning maybe wanting to ban them.

There was a chain spot where someone was super kicked, sold it as a backflip, landed on his feet and then super kicked the other guy.*








*I may have just made this up, but this spot probably has happened in a high school gym

 

[Heel]

Why hasn't Freight Train been invited for an NXT tryout?

 

[Marvel]

Why did I watch that EY/Magnus promo? I was in a good mood ffs.

 

[Vylash]

Or you know have a build that is longer than an hour

He got choked out the week before which makes it even better

 

[slightconfuse]

 

[bean breath]

Who does Sanada/Tigre Uno work with after this match in the X-Division title picture? Zema Ion?

 

[British Monsoon]

Why hasn't Freight Train been invited for an NXT tryout?

I doubt he'd go for a developmental deal, Freight Train's far too an accomplished wrestler for that.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Literally Jeff Hardy in a mask

 

[Vylash]

Who does Sanada/Tigre Uno work with after this match in the X-Division title picture? Zema Ion?

How many people does the X Division even have? Isn't it just Aries and Ion?

 

[slightconfuse]

Freight train the best promo in the business

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSXQE8KXLc8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg40SCICesk

 

[Sweeney Tom]

How many people does the X Division even have? Isn't it just Aries and Ion?

Sabin's gone, Daniels is gone, Kaz is gone next month.

 

[Vylash]

They should just bring back Jimmy Rave and make him champ forever

 

[HT UK]

Why would TNA put one of their biggest stars (in terms of casual fans) under a mask and rename him. Any chance of some random wrestling fan buying/watching anything TNA because they go "Wow! Jeff Hardy! I remember him." is completely lost.

 

[Triple Da G.O.D!]

Who does Sanada/Tigre Uno work with after this match in the X-Division title picture? Zema Ion?

You give the title to Kenny King. Why not The King of the Night? Zema Ion should get back in hunt for it. Put Austin Aries in the mix too since he won't be near the World Title picture for a while as it stands now. At least we can have a conversation about doing something with the title unlike some other titles in some other company.

 

[Heel]

I doubt he'd go for a developmental deal, Freight Train's far too an accomplished wrestler for that.

Good point. Maybe when Gerald Brisco said he called up his "#1 pick" hoping he'd accept a developmental deal, he was talking about Freight Train? It's possible he was given a secret tryout to keep it out of the dirtsheets.

 

[Marvel]

Broke the table with one fist! man I love that second interview.