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[BlackGhost]

This Teo G/F thing keeps getting better and better. The guy is a moron lol. I bet he goes on Oprah next month to confess all.

I wish it would just end -_-
I don't want catfish in my footballs

 

[BannedEpisode]

This Teo G/F thing keeps getting better and better. The guy is a moron lol. I bet he goes on Oprah next month to confess all.

Its spelled, "Mormon".

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Ray killed all of them.

Except his favorites, which is why I remain.

I waited tables years ago, and tons of Ravens would come in. Ray was a great tipper, and a nice dude, and this was when he was younger and before he found religion.Shannon Sharpe was the worst. Tony Siragusa was the biggest asshole I ever met, literally.

Siragusa was so fat he used two chairs.

 

[Slo]

I've switched to Surly Abrasive. Beer for men.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Can't wait for football tomorrow!

 

[Slo]

Shit. We just got invited out for sushi, but my youngest daughter has a friend over. How can I get rid of her with no consequences? Her father is a DEA detective. Help me NFLGAF, this is important to me.

 

[Fox318]

Can't wait for football tomorrow!

Dolphins are going down

 

[Newton Crosby]

Go Ravens!
Go 49ers! *throws up*

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Dolphins are going down

You have too much faith in Sanchez.

 

[Narag]

Shit. We just got invited out for sushi, but my youngest daughter has a friend over. How can I get rid of her with no consequences? Her father is a DEA detective. Help me NFLGAF, this is important to me.

Make the second youngest babysit. Disown if she fails.

 

[Bolt Vanderhuge]

Tehe

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Shit. We just got invited out for sushi, but my youngest daughter has a friend over. How can I get rid of her with no consequences? Her father is a DEA detective. Help me NFLGAF, this is important to me.

Tell him your girlfriend just died of cancer.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

And that will never change, fuck the Pats.

Fuck the Bucs! Raiders got robbed! #TeamChan #ChanIsMyHomeboy

Can't wait for football tomorrow!

I have to wait in fear 'till 1 am tomorrow for the game to start. So nervous

Shit. We just got invited out for sushi, but my youngest daughter has a friend over. How can I get rid of her with no consequences? Her father is a DEA detective. Help me NFLGAF, this is important to me.

Take her with you.

 

[Slo]

Tell him your girlfriend just died of cancer.

I can't find the downside here.

 

[BannedEpisode]

I can't find the downside here.

Car crash cancer.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

I have to wait in fear 'till 1 am tomorrow for the game to start. So nervous

My in-laws came in for the weekend so we're watching the games together and my mother-in-law is mad at me because I won't say I'm rooting for the Pats. Gotta keep my mouth shut during the game, haha.

 

[Slo]

Take her with you.

The fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

My in-laws came in for the weekend so we're watching the games together and my mother-in-law is mad at me because I won't say I'm rooting for the Pats. Gotta keep my mouth shut during the game, haha.

lol you shouldnt say anything bad or you might get beat

 

[jakncoke]

Shit. We just got invited out for sushi, but my youngest daughter has a friend over. How can I get rid of her with no consequences? Her father is a DEA detective. Help me NFLGAF, this is important to me.

Any teen girls in your neighborhood? Offer them 30 bucks

 

[Godslay]

Any teen girls in your neighborhood? Offer them 30 bucks

Ben's tactics won't work here.

 

[Slo]

Any teen girls in your neighborhood? Offer them 30 bucks

Get your mind out of the gutter. I have a child care problem here.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

lol you shouldnt say anything bad or you might get beat

I'm legitimately scared at this point so I will definitely keep it to myself.

 

[Newton Crosby]

Fuck the Bucs! Raiders got robbed! #TeamChan #ChanIsMyHomeboy

I'd take 10 Bucs Super Bowls over anymore Cheats Super Bowls.
This does not apply to the Falcons, them winning the Super Bowl would kill me.
Harbowl!
Harbowl!
Harbowl!

 

[BannedEpisode]

Guess I'll do it. Was planning on getting shitfaced with my roommates but I can bring a bottle to the slo house and pour a few with his younglin.

 

[BlackGhost]

The fuck is wrong with you?

:lol, set her up somehow to get into trouble then call her dad and say " listen this just isnt working out, you gotta come pick her up".................

 

[Slo]

Guess I'll do it. Was planning on getting shitfaced with my roommates but I can bring a bottle to the slo house and pour a few with his younglin.

I leave 4 kids with you, I expect 4 kids there when I come back. I ask no other questions.

 

[Godslay]

:lol, set her up somehow to get into trouble then call her dad and say " listen this just isnt working out, you gotta come pick her up".................

This is a good idea, plant some crack on her.

 

[jakncoke]

Get your mind out of the gutter. I have a child care problem here.

:me , But seriously you dont hire the teen girls time to time to babysit?

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Get your mind out of the gutter. I have a child care problem here.

Leave them there and set up various homemade traps. If some burglars come, it'll be a very humorous and entertaining situation.

 

[jakncoke]

Leave them there and set up various homemade traps. If some burglars come, it'll be a very humorous and entertaining situation.

Home Alone 6 Slo Edition

 

[Baconsammy]

omg omg did you hear who got the mlb 13 cover?

Is that the uniform of an actual team or are they going with generic shit?

 

[jakncoke]

Is that the uniform of an actual team or are the going with generic shit?

 

[eznark]

Jesus slo I gave you the blueprints just build the cage already.

 

[BlackGhost]

This is a good idea, plant some crack on her.

Or better yet murder Teos GF and frame her for the crime

 

[Baconsammy]

Your <insert team here> sucks <insert body part or bodily fluid here>. Go <insert euphemism for 'fuck' here> a <insert farm animal here>.

 

[BannedEpisode]

Is that the uniform of an actual team or are they going with generic shit?

I'm not a big baseball guy but I remember a stretch where Joe Mauer was on the cover of that game for like 2 or 3 years. When did they realize his bilateral leg weakness wasnt the only thing wrong with him?

 

[Slo]

Jesus slo I gave you the blueprints just build the cage already.

All my cages are currently full.

 

[Narag]

I'm not a big baseball guy but I remember a stretch where Joe Mauer was on the cover of that game for like 2 or 3 years. When did they realize his bilateral leg weakness wasnt the only thing wrong with him?

I do enjoy the related kope0016 video about it.

 

[Godslay]

Or better yet murder Teos GF and frame her for the crime

Perfect crime.

 

[jakncoke]

I do enjoy the related kope0016 video about it.

It just occurred to me there was a severe lack of his vids linked in this thread this season, did he stop making vids?

 

[Narag]

It just occurred to me there was a severe lack of his vids linked in this thread this season, did he stop making vids?

He only left the Aaron Rodgers MVP watch vid about Matt Flynn up and pulled the rest. Dark times.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

My in-laws came in for the weekend so we're watching the games together and my mother-in-law is mad at me because I won't say I'm rooting for the Pats. Gotta keep my mouth shut during the game, haha.

For your marriage, you should root for us. Join the dark side.

The fuck is wrong with you?

Want me to list all of it?

 

[jakncoke]

For your marriage, you should root for us. Join the dark side.



Want me to list all of it?

We dont have that kind of time

 

[Slo]

Or better yet murder Teos GF and frame her for the crime

I like where you're going with this. I have some other baggage that I need to get rid of, how do I pin it on her?

 

[firen]

Stupid Verizon Mobile won't stream Championship game but will stream superbowl

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

For your marriage, you should root for us. Join the dark side.

Don't worry, I'm going to be "neutral."

 

[Greg]

any update on Rapetree?

 

[KaYotiX]

any update on Rapetree?

Him and Ben are forming a Tag Team on WWE this Monday.

 

[jakncoke]

Him and Ben are forming a Tag Team on WWE this Monday.

damn vince would do that in a second, but there no way those 2 would touch that with a 10 foot pole.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

any update on Rapetree?

here is what we know:

1. no arrests have been made
2. the alleged assault happened on sunday and was reported friday
3. crabtree is cooperating
4. chad hall (practice squad WR) promoted to the 53 man roster. is this related to crabtree or filling a roster spot after we cut billy cundiff. did we cut billy cundiff because we knew crabtree wouldn't be playing? it's been reported that crabtree will play but we'll see